Farewell Ranch reclame

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Man: “Howdy, partner. It’s 4:30 in the morning here at Farewell Ranch and it’s time to get up and work the old cows. *Zweepslag* Get up, ya old! *MEUH!* At Farewell Ranch, old people don’t sit around stagnating, watching gameshows and talking about the good ol’ days. Sinking into the grave, while their urine soak mess. At Farewell Ranch, they sweat at dawn ‘till the breaking-point and keep that miserable contemplation of mortality of the bed. Hell, at steering time, we’ll work grandpah so hard he’ll wish he was dead. *Hinnik* At the end of the day, he’ll sit down in the blue grass, eat a bowl commemerative beans and enjoy sing-alongs at one of our nightly funerals. It’s the cowboys code: Work hard, don’t shower and dying in your boots. Right, Norm?”

Norm: “Ah! My prostate!”

Man: “Farewell Ranch, the only way of riding to the sunset.”